I always wondered why a guy couldn’t go to a different restaurant every night and get free birthday cake. Is there an inter-restaurant database? NOPE. Do they make you show ID? that’d be a little class-less, no?
There is no more heinous a crime than pretending it is your birthday to get free cake. period. A person who does that has no humanity left in them; they are only an empty shell where humanity once was.
NOW, that being said, i’m sure if there is ever a day to try it, it’s on valentines day! ESPECIALLY if you go to a restaurant alone. The pity points for being alone on valentines day AND your birthday will likely get you TWO free cakes. So there you have my Con-pointers for the week.
Have a great valentines day/weekend everyone!